
🕶️ Zuck wants a superbrain, Trump’s playing matchmaker
Poached brains, billion-dollar apps, vending machine meltdowns—it’s a vibe.

🕶️ Zuckerberg’s AI Avengers keep growing
Meta snags a top OpenAI researcher as its AI superteam keeps growing. Altman’s “none of our best people left” claim? Looking shaky.
🕶️ Altman hearts Trump, roasts Zuck, doubts Congress
Two AI stories, one takeaway: the rules aren’t ready.
🕶️ OpenAI’s $6.5B love story hits legal drama
One got lawyered, one got shelved, and AI is now responsible for a 57% hiring boom.
🕶️ Claude’s blackmailing, VCs are sweating
AI-only music makes up 0.5% of streams—and Deezer’s cracking down.