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š¶ļø $800M? No thanks
Who sells, who says no, and whoās leaking your genome?
Barack Obamaās on Bluesky, Google just dropped $32B on a startup, and Meta got curved hard by a chipmaker in South Korea.
Itās one of those weeks where the future of tech feels both extremely fragileāand weirdly inevitable.
Enjoy todayās read.
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Eight bullets of updates
š„ OpenAIās Sora shows bias in early tests, defaulting to white characters and clichĆ©sāraising red flags about representation in AI video.
š Cadillac goes full luxury EV with Optiq and Escalade IQāthink massive screens, voice control, and price tags to match.
š Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings donates $20M to Bowdoin College to boost AI education at small liberal arts schools.
š» Software engineers are all-in on AI copilots, using tools like GitHub Copilot and ChatGPT for everything from bug fixes to boilerplate code.
š These 50+ tech startups are actively sponsoring H-1B visas, offering a lifeline for immigrant workers amid Big Tech cutbacks.
š Stocks bounce back as Wall Street shrugs off Trumpās tariff talkāTesla leads the rebound after a rough few days.
š”ļø Defense startup Anduril eyes UK for new weapons factory, expanding its international footprint amid rising global demand.
š¦ Barack Obama joins Bluesky, giving the decentralized Twitter rival a major boost in visibilityāand credibility.
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š§¬ 23andMe is out of DNA

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Remember when spitting in a tube felt like a futuristic health upgrade? Fast forward to 2025: 23andMe is bleeding cash, losing partners, and facing class-action lawsuits after a massive data breach exposed info from nearly 7 million users. Now itās warning investors that it might not survive the year.
The company once promised a revolution in personalized medicine. Instead, itās become a cautionary tale in consumer genomics. Revenues are down 33% YoY. Its valuation plummeted from $6B to under $200M. And the pivot to drug development? Burning money fast.
But the real plot twist? Your DNA is still out there.
Even if 23andMe disappears, the data it collected likely wonāt. The company has sold genetic insights to pharma giants like GSK, and the recent breach included ancestry, health, and even raw genetic files. Unlike a password, you canāt just change your genome.
This isnāt just a 23andMe problem ā itās a wake-up call for the entire direct-to-consumer health tech space. When your business model relies on monetizing peopleās literal code, losing their trust is game over.
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What Comes After TikTok? (Hint: Nothing)
TikTok might be the final boss of social media as we know it. Every major platform that came beforeāMySpace, Facebook, Instagram, even Vineārode the momentum of a new tech breakthrough: broadband, smartphones, mobile cameras. TikTokās edge was its algorithm. But now? Thereās no clear wave to catch. The novelty is fading, growth is stalling, and every new app feels like a remix of what weāve already seen.
So what happens when the innovation engine stalls? Is this the end of new social media giants, or are we just waiting for the next paradigm shift?
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š§ The $800M ānoā to Meta

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When a startup says no to nearly a billion dollars, you pay attention.
South Koreaābased FuriosaAI, which designs high-performance chips for artificial intelligence, just turned down an $800M acquisition offer from Meta. Instead of cashing out, the company is doubling down on independence ā betting that the AI chip war is just getting started, and theyāve got what it takes to go the distance.
Itās a gutsy move in a field dominated by giants. Nvidia rules the AI chip market, and Metaās been racing to reduce its dependence on external hardware. Furiosaās rejection signals confidence not just in its tech, but in a broader trend: AI infrastructure is the new oil, and startups with the right product might no longer need a Big Tech lifeline.
Also: with semiconductors becoming a geopolitical flashpoint, countries like South Korea are eager to grow their own champions. Furiosa might just be next in line.
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The Smart Home disruptor with 200% growthā¦
No, itās not Ring or Nestāmeet RYSE, the company redefining smart shade automation, and you can invest before its next major growth phase.
With $10M+ in revenue and distribution in 127 Best Buy locations, RYSE is rapidly emerging as a top acquisition target in the booming smart home industry, projected to grow 23% annually.
Its patented retrofit technology allows users to automate their window shades in minutes, controlled via smartphone or voice. With 200% year-over-year growth, demand is skyrocketing.
Now, RYSEās public offering is live at just $1.90/share.
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These companies just raised money
š¼ LatAm VC firms Nazca and Bridge merge to form a $400M fund, signaling a new phase of consolidation in the regionās startup scene.
š¤ Ex-Cruise CEO Kyle Vogt raises $150M for his robotics startup, The Bot Company, aiming to bring helpful household bots to life.
š§ Workflow automation startup n8n raises $60M to expand its AI-powered, āfair-codeā platform for building custom automations.
š Browser Use raises $17M to help AI agents surf the web more effectively, turning messy websites into machine-readable terrain.
šŗ Former TV execs raise $6M for Enza, a new streaming platform betting on short-form, serialized content for modern viewers.
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šø Google just bought a startup for $32B. Yes, B.
The biggest acquisition of a VC-backed startup. Ever.
Alphabet is reportedly acquiring Israeli cybersecurity unicorn Wiz for $32 billion ā a mind-bending price tag that smashes previous M&A records and signals that Big Tech is back in shopping mode.
The context? M&A is heating up like itās 2021 again. So far this year, there have been 11 startup exits worth over $1B, totaling $54.5B ā more than double what we saw at this point last year. And while IPOs are still trickling in slowly, this kind of acquisition frenzy shows that the startup exit window isnāt totally shut ā itās just pivoted to corporate buyers.
For Google, buying Wiz isnāt just about cloud security dominance. Itās also a flex. With antitrust heat cooling down under the new administration, Alphabet and other giants are seizing the chance to grow faster through acquisitions ā while they still can.
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